Ever watch adult videos? Science found they permanently mutate your brain in this crazy way.
So, adult videos were hard to find before 1994. You’d go to gross theaters or stores in dark alleys.
But then, this stripper, Danni Ashe come up with brilliant idea. The internet just came out, and everyone’s uploading their cat pics. So why not upload her cat pics? She teaches herself to code and uploads a bunch of her videos.
The internet explodes, her site gets more traffic than all of Europe, and she starts printing cash. But now, everyone wants a taste. People everywhere start uploading adult vids, and within a decade, sixty percent of us are watching adult videos weekly.
But then, something weird happens. Scientists notice depression skyrockets for those who watch a lot of adult vids. They also commit more crimes. But why? So they start investigating and scan thousands of brains and discover something crazy.
If you watch adult vids a lot, this part of your brain shrinks, and these dopamine receptors get destroyed, which makes you sad, have no self-control, and unable to perform.